Welcome, esteemed members of the Quantum Fluctuations Committee! We're a group of experts in the field of quantum weirdness. Our mission is to explore the strange, to seek out the hidden patterns, and to understand the utterly bewildering.
We're currently dealing with a crisis of epic proportions: a sudden and unexplained influx of Quantum Fluctuation Fungus, a sentient, shape-shifting fungus that's taking over our server room.
If you're here, you must be a expert in the field. If not, please don't worry! We'll have you trained up in no time. Just click the links below to get started:
Quantum Fluctuation Fungus Threat Assessment Quantum Fluctuation Fungus Research Papers Quantum Fluctuation Fungus Hunting Protocol