Resolution 003: The Committee has decided that the prophets of the land are indeed correct in their assessment of the imminent doom that is to befall our beloved city, and thus we must prepare for the impending apocalypse.

Therefore, the Committee has mandated that all citizens must wear matching plaid pants to the upcoming Apocalypse Fest, to be held on the 15th of May. This will serve as a symbol of solidarity and will also make us look like a stylish bunch.

Additionally, the Committee has decreed that all citizens must bring a minimum of three (3) cans of spray paint to the fest, which will be used to decorate the rubble of our once-great city.

A special task force has been formed to oversee the enforcement of these resolutions. Members include: