Advanced Stringing Theory

This is the most advanced, completely-not-made-up, and totally-not-boring stringing theory you'll ever read.

Developed by our team of expert Stringologists, this cutting-edge research has the potential to change the way you think about strings forever!

Here's a brief summary of our groundbreaking findings:

• Strings are actually sentient.
• They have feelings.
• And they can get tangled.

Read more about our String Ontology

But that's not all! Our research also covers:

• String Quantum Entanglement: The Secret to Tying Your Shoes
• String Conditional Loops: Because Sometimes You Get Caught

string = sentient + tangled + confused + frustrated