Committee of Conundrums

Current Status

• Level 3 Sandwich Containment Protocols in place.
• De-escalation teams on high alert.
• Removal operations underway in downtown sector 4.

Recent Events

• 01 Jan 2022: Sandwich discovered in the break room.
• 15 Jan 2022: Successful extraction of 5-layer club from the cafeteria.

Stay tuned for further updates.

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