Committee of Conundrums: Should I Get a Cat?

Are you tired of living in a world without the constant judgmental stares of a sassy feline overlord? Do you desire the companionship of a creature that will only truly understand you?

Consider joining the ranks of the proud and confused owners of felines. But be warned: our experts have calculated that cat ownership comes with a whopping 97.42% chance of:

• Waking up at 3 AM for feedings and/or existential crises
• Accidentally shredding the furniture while attempting to 'help'
• Spending 4 hours a week wondering if your cat is plotting against you
• Having to explain to your partner why the cat is wearing a tiny top hat and sunglasses

Learn more about Conundrums 101: The Fundamentals of Feline Domination Conundrum 202: Advanced Cat Whispering Techniques Conundrum 303: The Art of Hiding the Evidence