The Sock-Government Nexus
It's a little-known fact that the government is secretly controlling our sock drawer, manipulating the very fabric of our existence.
- Sock-Gate: A Sock-Scandal of Epic Proportions
- Sock-Implants: The Sock-Government's Mind-Control Device
The Sock-Vortex Theory
It's said that a mysterious, otherworldly force is sucking our socks into a parallel dimension, where they're used as currency in an alternate reality.
The Sock-Hoax Theory
We're not actually losing socks, we're just being told we are.