COCS: Committee of Conundrums - Symptoms of Sock Disappearance
Are you tired of socks vanishing into thin air? Do you find yourself constantly searching for a mate, only to be left with a single, forlorn sock? Welcome to the COCS: Committee of Conundrums, where we'll guide you through the bizarre world of sock disappearance!
Common Symptoms:
- The Sock Fairy has visited your house, leaving only one lone sock in its wake. Read more about Sock Fairy Sightings
- You've resorted to wearing mismatched socks, and you feel like a total failure. Learn more about the Societal Stigma of Mismatched Socks
- Your sock drawer is now a barren wasteland, devoid of any sign of sock life. Discover the horrors of Sock Drawer Desolation
Don't worry, friend! We're here to help. Browse our extensive library of sock disappearance resources:
Theories of Sock Disappearance Sock Recovery Strategies Sock Support Group