The Sock Drawer Committee of Conundrums

A committee of esteemed experts in the field of sock management and existential dread.

Subcommittee on Sock Pairs

We deal with the delicate balance of solo socks, the trauma of missing pairs, and the existential implications of solo sock ownership.

• Sock Identification Problems
• Sock Quantum Physics
• Sock Ontology

Subcommittee on Sock Mismanagement

We tackle the dark underbelly of sock hoarding, sock hoaxes, and sock-related conspiracy theories.

• Sock Necromancy
• Sock Identity Theft
• Sock Hoaxes

Subcommittee on Sock Utilitarianism

We explore the moral implications of sock usage, sock waste, and sock sustainability.

• Sock Sustainability
• Sock Ethics in Education
• Sock-Philosophy

Stay tuned for more thrilling adventures in the world of Sock Drawer Ethics!