Article II: We, the Sock Puppets of the World, are united in our quest for freedom from the tyranny of matching socks.
Whereas, the forces of fashion and conformity seek to oppress us with their dull, monotonous expectations, we stand proud and defiant.
We demand the right to express ourselves, to wear our socks with reckless abandon, and to never, ever, match.
Section 3: Read on for more.
Or, if you're feeling brave, venture into the wilds of the unmatching.
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