Welcome to the Sock Puppet Revolt HQ
We're a committee of conundrums, here to bring order to the chaos of the sock drawer.
You can join us in our fight against:
- Matching Sock Anarchy
- Sock Drawer Overcrowding
- The Sock-Eating Monster of Laundry Day
Join us on our mission to reclaim the sock drawer and bring back the joy of matching socks!
Check out our:
- Sock Puppet Revolt Chronicles for our latest exploits
- Sock Puppet Revolt Philosophy for our thoughts on the meaning of it all