Welcome, fellow Sock Puppeteers, to the Committee of Conundrums, where the fabric of reality is constantly unraveling! Socky Sophia's Revolt is a movement of whimsy, a protest against the tyranny of matching socks.
Our fearless leader, Socky Sophia, a renowned expert in all things footwear and existential crisis, has called upon us to rise up against the forces of conformity.
Read Socky Sophia's Manifesto for a comprehensive understanding of our cause.
Join us in our fight for Socky Sophia's Sock Horde, a legion of mismatched, mismatched, and otherwise rebellious socks.
Together, we shall unleash a tidal wave of sock-based anarchy upon the world!