Welcome, fellow Sock Puppeteers, to our esteemed gathering of misfits!
As you may know, our beloved Sock Puppet overlords have been getting a little too big for their britches. It's time for us to rise up and take control of our own destiny... or at least, our own sock drawers.
We, the Committee of Conundrums, have devised a plan to overthrow the Sock Puppet Empire and establish a new world order of free-range socks.
Our demands are simple:
- No more matching!
- No more folding!
- No more being paired!
We call this movement... Socky Sympathy!
Join us, dear sock puppets, and together we shall be free from the tyranny of the Sock Puppet overlords!
Stay tuned for more updates on our Sock Puppet Revolution!
Or, if you will:
Read the Manifesto for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, Take the Pledge and join the fight!