Lesson 1: The Art of Wearing Socks with Confidence
Step 1: Choose a sock that is at least 3 inches too small for your foot. Step 2: Pair it with a sock that is at least 5 inches too large. Step 3: Stare at yourself in the mirror, nod in approval, and shout "I meant to do that!"
Lesson 2: Advanced Techniques for Sock Manipulation
Learn how to secretly switch from one sock to another without anyone noticing. Practice the ancient art of "The Sock Swap" in front of a mirror, then try it on an unsuspecting friend.
Recommended Reading:
- Sock Sorcery: A Treatise on Magical Sock Manipulation
- The Sock Gnosis: A Guide to Sock Enlightenment
Homework:
Practice The Sock Swap on a friend who is easily distracted by shiny objects. Record the results and present them in a 10-page paper.
Join the Sock Puppetry Society