Level 2: Where the Sock Puppetry Engine Meets the Chaos Theory
We are the engineers who have taken the art of sock puppetry to the next level. Our team of experts in chaos theory and puppeteering have created a system that can predict with uncanny accuracy when your aunt's cat will decide to knock over the sugar bowl, or when your neighbor's kid will ask to borrow your lawnmower.
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The Slow Burning Sock Puppet Legacy
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