The Greatประกock Sock Pulpit Experiment
A group of esteemed sock puppeteers, led by the illustrious Professor Pulpit, has embarked on a quest to create the ultimate sock pulpit. Phase Beta, the latest iteration, boasts improved stability and reduced likelihood of spontaneous combustion.
But at what cost? The team has reported several instances of sock-related trauma and existential dread.
Stay tuned for updates from the front lines of sock puppetry.