Reports are emerging of a malfunctioning sock signal in the depths of phase gamma. It's unclear whether our intrepid engineers can repair the signal or if the socks have simply become sentient and taken over.
Our team is working diligently to resolve the situation, but in the meantime, citizens are advised to proceed with caution. If you experience any further sock-related issues, please report them to the Sock Signal Emergency Response Team (S-SERT).