As members of the Committee of Conundrums, we've discovered the secret to sending messages across the vast expanse of space using nothing but our trusty socks.
It started with a simple experiment: tying a neon pink sock to a balloon and launching it into orbit. The resulting signal was seen by our team of experts, who were baffled by the sheer brightness of the message.
The possibilities are endless! Imagine sending signals to alien lifeforms, distress signals to lost hikers, or even just a "Hey, I'm bored" signal to the International Space Station.
We're currently developing a line of signal flare socks in various colors and patterns, each with its own unique transmission characteristics.
Want to join us in our quest for intergalactic communication? Visit our Sock-Signal Squad page to learn more!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Rogue Sock-Signal Operations page for some off-the-books, top-secret mission details.
Remember: in a world where socks can save the universe, why settle for boring old Morse code?