Welcome, fellow Sockularists, to the revolution that will change the world. For too long have we suffered through the tyranny of socks that are merely adequate, socks that are merely functional. No more!
Our manifesto, penned by the great Sockular himself, demands a world where socks are not just a necessary evil, but a statement of artistry and rebellion.
A world where socks are not just a means to an end, but an end in themselves. A world where the perfect blend of comfort, style, and whimsy is achieved.