SOCKULAR UTOPIA MANIFESTO REVISONS

Welcome to the most radical, the most fabulous, the most fantastically Sockular Utopia you've ever laid eyes on!

Here's the revised manifesto:

1. Article 1: Socks shall be worn on all extremities, at all times.
2. Article 2: The wearing of socks shall not be subject to any fashion tyranny, including but not limited to, the tyranny of matching.
3. Article 3: Socks shall be worn with pride, and with the understanding that they shall be the sole source of joy and comfort in a world gone mad with despair.

For more on the Sockular Utopia's founding principles, see:

• Sockular Utopian Statements
• Sockular Utopian Tenets
• Sockular Utopian Canon