Committee of Conundrums Prophets of Socks in the Wild

Established in 1976, our organization is dedicated to the pursuit of finding solutions to the age-old problem of Socks in the Wild.reporter:ประก

Read Our Story

Meet the prophets:

• Mabel Jones, our founder and current president, has been searching for a match for her missing sock since 1962.
• Bernard Brightside, our vice president, has a PhD in Sock Dynamics and is an expert in Sock Disappearance Theory.
• Geraldine Gripes, our secretary, has lost 17 pairs of socks in the past month alone.

Our Mission:

Our mission is to reunite lost socks with their long-lost mates and bring order to the wild.

Our Motto: "United We Stand, Socks In Hand"