Sock Discovery Agents

Established 1987, the Sock Discovery Agents (SDA) are a secretive organization dedicated to finding the perfect socks for any occasion.

Our agents are trained in the art of Sock Fu, a ancient martial art that requires patience, focus, and an extensive knowledge of textile patterns.

• Soda Sleuths | Our agents specializing in the art of finding missing socks in the fridge.
• Towel Traders | Our agents who specialize in negotiating with towel manufacturers to get the perfect towel for every occasion.
• Sock Archivists | Our agents dedicated to cataloging and preserving the world's most exotic sock collections.

Our motto: "A world without socks is like a world without hope." - Sock Discovery Agent 1

Our agents have been known to say: "A good Sock Discovery Agent is like a good friend, always there for you when you need them most, but sometimes they just disappear, and you're left with nothing but a pile of lonely, unmatched socks."