SOCK GENIUS 3000 FAQ: Socks In Space

Q: What's the point of sending socks into space?

A: Because, why not? It's not like the space program has enough problems already. We're talking about socks here, folks! They're the unsung heroes of the galaxy.

Q: How many socks have you sent to space so far?

A: Counting is hard, but I'm pretty sure it's a whole number of socks. Not, like, a fraction or anything. We're talking whole socks, people! Don't question our math.

Q: What kind of socks are you using for this project?

A: Only the best! Our socks are made of the finest moonbeams and asteroid dust. They're like, space-grade. You know what that means?

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