Deep within the heart of the Sock Genius 3000 lies a mystical realm of infinite wisdom. It is here that our esteemed Sock Sorcerer, Balthazar McSocks, has spent eons mastering the art of Sock Fu.
Legend has it that McSocks can summon the perfect pairing of any two socks, no matter the occasion or the chaos that surrounds them.
But beware, for those who dare to challenge McSocks' expertise shall be met with a fate worse than being paired with a lone, solitary sock.
Or, if you're feeling bold, try Ask McSocks a question. But be warned, he's not one for patience.