Present: Chairperson, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth; Vice-Chairperson, Lady Whimsy Wimpleton.

Item 1: The matter of the missing donuts.

• Chairperson Bottomsworth: I call this item to order, and I call it to the floor!
• Member 1: But, Sir, I was just eating them!
• Chairperson Bottomsworth: Ah, but were you, in fact, eating the donuts in question?
• Member 1: Well, I was, and I'm still hungry, so I'm going to have another one!
• Chairperson Bottomsworth: (Banging gavel) Order! Order, I say! (adjourns meeting)