Chairman Fjordal, a man consumed by the weight of his own confusion, called the meeting to order at 3:14 PM. The air was thick with anticipation, like the scent of stale coffee wafting from the break room.
Dr. Peculiar, renowned expert in the field of utterly confounded conundrums, took the floor to discuss the finer points of the Committee's latest conundrum. "We must not forget, my friends," he said, "that the answer is not the problem, but the opposite. The opposite is the problem."
As the discussion devolved into chaos, the Committee members began to exchange knowing glances, each wondering if they had accidentally joined a different committee altogether. It was then that Vice-Chairperson Bumbleton stood up and said, "Wait, what were we even meeting about again?"