Bottomless Budgeting Committee Report

Presented to you by the Committee of Conundrums, because someone has to do it.

Department Spending Amount
Coffee Machine Repairs $5,000,000
Unnecessary Software Features $2,000,000
Tournament Table Tennis Team $1,500,000

We're not saying we're overspending, we're just saying the budget is bottomless. There's always more money for the good stuff.

Departmental Debates

See how our departments justify their outrageous demands!