Because burrowing is hazardous, you know.
**Burrower Self-Care Checklist**
* Check your tunnels for loose stones and twigs
* Keep your whiskers moisturized with Burrow-O-Matic cream
* Practice tunnel-vision exercises to avoid eye strain
* Eat burrower-friendly foods like carrots and dirt
* Get at least 8 hours of sleep in your burrow each night
Stay safe, burrowers!
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