Burrower Safety Council | Committee of Conundrums

Tunnel Surface Cleaning

As a burrower, you're probably aware that tunnel surfaces can be treacherous. We've compiled a list of essential cleaning tips to keep your underground adventures safe and burrower-ific.

1. Regularly inspect your tunnel surfaces for loose rocks and debris.
2. Clean any spills or stains immediately, using a mixture of 3 parts water, 1 part vinegar, and a dash of magic.
3. Wear protective gear, including your burrower's helmet, gloves, and a pair of sturdy overalls.
4. Burrow slowly and deliberately, avoiding any areas with loose or uneven surfaces.
5. Never burrow alone. Burrowing is a team sport.

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