What Happens When the Tunnel Hogs Happen

It's a real thing, folks. Tunnel Hogs. They're like the velociraptors of the underground.

Symptoms:

• Unexplained tunnel collapses
• Tunnel walls covered in mysterious scratches
• Unsettling, unblinking stares from the tunnel hogs

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We've got experts on the case.

Meet the Burrower-Safety Council:

• Meet the Team
• Our Plan of Action

Stay safe, stay vigilant, and for the love of all things burrowed, don't go in there!

Side Effects of Tunnel Hog Encounters:

• Temporary blindness due to staring into the abyss
• Sudden, inexplicable desire to relearn the art of cave painting
• Long-term effects: increased risk of becoming a tunnel hog oneself