Burrowers, we've all been there. You've spent hours digging and tunneling, only to find yourself face to face with a startled raccoon or an angry opossum. That's why the Burrower Safety Council is here to remind you: Wear. A. Hat.
It's not just about style, folks. It's about safety. Our research has shown that 9 out of 10 burrowers who wear hats are less likely to be mistaken for a raccoon. And let's be real, who wants to deal with that kind of drama?
So, what kind of hat is right for you?
We've also got some hat tricks up our sleeve (or should we say, in our burrow?).
Stay safe, burrowers!