Welcome, members of the esteemed Paranoiac Pseudoscience Sub Committee! We're glad you're here.
As a sub-committee of the Committee of Conundrums, we specialize in the study and dissemination of fringe theories, outlandish ideas, and utterly absurd concepts.
Our research is focused on the intersection of science, art, and madness. We're like a think tank for the unhinged.
Our current project, "Quantum Flapdoodle," seeks to apply the principles of quantum mechanics to the study of kitchen utensils. It's a real thing, we swear.
Want to learn more about our groundbreaking research? Click here to read our latest paper on "Theoretical Applications of Spoon Theory in the Kitchen."