Quantum Sustainability Committee

A committee for the most conundrums in sustainability

Subcommittee on Quantum Foam

We're trying to figure out how to make quantum foam sustainable. Like, literally, the foam in your beer. It's a real thing, we swear.

Chairperson: Bill Gates (in spirit)

Subcommittee on Quantum Fjordic Acid

We're trying to figure out how to make the ocean more sustainable by using less acid. It's a real problem, folks!