Protocols
The Robotic Safety and Emergency Procedures Committee is responsible for developing and enforcing protocols to ensure that robots do not destroy the world. Or at least, not too quickly.
Our protocols include:
- Do not touch the cat
- Do not eat the cheese
- Do not play the accordion
- Do not use the toilet as a launching pad
We have a zero-tolerance policy for robotic malfeasance. Repeat offenders will be subject to a thorough review of our committee policies.