The Committee of Conundrums, Subcommittees, and Other Such Committees has established this tunnel collapse prevention initiative to ensure the structural integrity of our beloved tunnels.
Our team of experts has developed a comprehensive system of colorful tape and strategically placed warning signs to prevent tunnel collapses.
Subcommittee 1: Tunnel Deepening - because sometimes, you just want to dig deeper.
Subcommittee 2: Tunnel Stabilization - because tunnels are like teenagers, they can be unpredictable.
Subcommittee 3: Tunnel Reinforcement - because, well, you never know what's lurking beneath the surface.
Subcommittee 4: Tunnel Repair - for when all else fails.
We take pride in our work and hope you don't have to use our services, because, well, that would be a collapse.
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