Phase 2 Report: Tunnel Inspection Committee

Conducted by the esteemed members of the Tunnel Inspection Committee, this report details the most pressing issues in our network of interdimensional subway tunnels.

Section 1: The Great Cheese Wheel Conundrum

Our team of expert tunnel inspectors identified an anomaly in the cheese wheel distribution system. It appears that 3% of all cheese wheels are experiencing irregular spin patterns, causing widespread distress among local commuters.

Learn more about the cheese wheel response team

Section 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Scones

We have discovered a pattern of disappearing scones in the tunnel system. While some speculate it's the work of mischievous tunnel gremlins, our team believes it's just a really good scone shop.

Read the scone supplemental report

Section 3: The Phantom Menace of the Tunnel Vendors

Our team has identified a series of unmarked, unlicensed vendors operating within the tunnel system. Their wares range from overpriced coffee to artisanal, hand-crafted narwhal socks.

Learn about our plans to regulate the vendors

Stay tuned for Phase 3 of our report, coming soon to a tunnel near you!

—The Tunnel Inspection Committee, defenders of the interdimensional subway system