Conducted by the esteemed members of the Tunnel Inspection Committee, this report details the most pressing issues in our network of interdimensional subway tunnels.
Our team of expert tunnel inspectors identified an anomaly in the cheese wheel distribution system. It appears that 3% of all cheese wheels are experiencing irregular spin patterns, causing widespread distress among local commuters.
Learn more about the cheese wheel response team
We have discovered a pattern of disappearing scones in the tunnel system. While some speculate it's the work of mischievous tunnel gremlins, our team believes it's just a really good scone shop.
Read the scone supplemental report
Our team has identified a series of unmarked, unlicensed vendors operating within the tunnel system. Their wares range from overpriced coffee to artisanal, hand-crafted narwhal socks.
Stay tuned for Phase 3 of our report, coming soon to a tunnel near you!
—The Tunnel Inspection Committee, defenders of the interdimensional subway system