Tunnel User Guidelines

By Tunnel Safety Protocols Committee (TSPC)

Introduction

As a user of the tunnel system, you are expected to follow these guidelines to avoid certain... doom.

• Wear a helmet at all times. We can't stress this enough.
• Do not attempt to ride a Segway in the tunnel. It's not a bike path, it's a tunnel.
• Keep your hands and feet inside the carriage at all times. We don't want to have to fish you out of the tunnel.
• Do not whistle "The Wheels on the Bus" in the tunnel. It's a safety hazard.

For more information on tunnel safety, visit our sister site: The Committee on Tunnel Safety Issues

Advanced Tunnel User Techniques for experts only.

Report any issues or concerns to the TSPC. We're always listening (not really).