Dear citizens of Tunnel Topia, welcome to our frequently asked questions page!
Q: How do I navigate the treacherous tunnels of our great nation?
Q: What is the air quality like in the tunnels?
A: It's fine. You'll get used to it.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock to Tunnel Topia?
A: Only if it's a sentient, miniature clone of our great leader, President Fjord. Otherwise, no.
You can also visit our sister site, Paranoid Palooza FAQ for more information on dealing with the existential dread of our tunnel system.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try out our experimental Tunnel Trials and see if you can survive the crushing ennui of our subterranean infrastructure.
Stay safe, and for the love of all that is holy, don't look back.