Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums - Tunnel Visionary Inventor

A Division of the Department of Ridiculously Unfeasible Projects

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're thrilled to introduce our latest and greatest: the Underwater Inventor's Workshop!

Here, our team of expertly-trained, slightly-drowned fish will guide you through the most absurd, yet potentially groundbreaking inventions the world has ever seen.

• Steampunk Submarines
• Sonic Spearfish
• Underwater Utopian Societies

Our current projects include:

1. Building a functional, 100% organic, 90% sentient squid.
2. Developing a system to turn thoughts into jellyfish.
3. Inventing a device that turns your hair into a functioning, albeit slightly unruly, kelp forest.