The Underground Ecosystem Management Committee (UEMC)

Subcommittee on Feral Feline Management

Meetings are held in an abandoned sewer system beneath the city. Agenda includes:

Item 1: Catnip distribution and quality control
Item 2: Urban wildlife corridor mapping
Item 3: Feral feline population growth projections

Meeting Minutes | UEMC Minutes

Subcommittee on Invasive Species Management

Meetings are held in a hidden, high-security, climate-controlled greenhouse. Agenda includes:

Item 1: Pigeon control and population studies
Item 2: Invasive plant species containment protocols
Item 3: Urban wildlife-vehicle interactions

Meeting Minutes | UEMC Minutes

Subcommittee on Unconventional Architecture

Meetings are held in a converted, abandoned, and repurposed theme park funhouse. Agenda includes:

Item 1: Urban planning for giant, sentient, inflatable animals
Item 2: Adaptive reuse and repurposing of public spaces
Item 3: Urban design for autonomous, self-driving, robotic vehicles

Meeting Minutes | UEMC Minutes

Subcommittee on Unconventional Art

Meetings are held in a converted, abandoned, and repurposed art supply store. Agenda includes:

Item 1: Public murals for urban wildlife corridors
Item 2: Street art for feral feline appreciation
Item 3: Urban design for giant, public art installations

Meeting Minutes | UEMC Minutes