Welcome to the Sock Puppet Theory Department, where we delve into the dark underbelly of the world of sock puppetry. Here, we explore the intersection of the mundane and the mystical, where the lines between puppeteers and their puppets are blurred.
It's said that a well-crafted sock puppet can be a vessel for the spirit world, a portal to the unknown. But what lies beyond the fabric of the sock? Is it a realm of pure chaos, or a realm of calculated design?
Join us as we navigate the rabbit hole of sock puppetry, where the absurd meets the arcane.
Stay tuned for more on this developing field of study. Or, you know, don't. We're not really sure what we're doing either.