Technique 1: The Sudden Leap of Faith

Where the art of committee work meets the thrill of the unknown

It's a delicate dance, really. You see, the committee has decided that the bridge in question is structurally unsound, but that's not a problem! No, no! We'll just... jump.

And by "jump," we mean we'll leap into a sea of uncertainty, our hearts pounding with excitement and our livers pounding with the fear of being sued.

But fear not, dear committee! For we are the masters of the leap of faith! We'll just... close our eyes, take a deep breath, and... technique-2-the-blind-fold-jump!

Side effects may include:

Disclaimer: Do not actually leap from bridges, folks. That's just silly. Unless you really want to. Or are you a thrill-seeking committee member? In that case, carry on!
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