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Techniques for Falling in Love

Expert guidance from the Committee of Conundrums

Technique 1: Master the Art of Eye Contact

Staring intensely into the eyes of your partner is key.

Move on to Technique 2: Expertly Utilizing Small Talk

Technique 2: Expertly Utilizing Small Talk

Converse about the weather, but only if it's not too obvious.

Learn the intricacies of Technique 3: The Art of Pretending to Like Their Hobbies
public void pretendToLikeTheirHobbies(string partnerHobby) { for(int i = 0; i < 10; i++) { print("Oh, you're so interesting, " + partnerHobby + " is a fascinating topic!"); };

Technique 3: The Art of Pretending to Like Their Hobbies

Repeat the phrase "fascinating" at least 10 times.

Discover the secrets of Technique 4: Mastering the Ancient Art of Fake Laughing

Technique 4: Mastering the Ancient Art of Fake Laughing

Avoid actual laughter; it's a dead giveaway.

Uncover the mysteries of Technique 5: Strategic Use of Inauthentic Emotion

And so on.

Or, as we like to call it, "The Committee of Conundrums: The Ultimate Guide to Falling in Love (Sort Of)".