Disclaimer: We're not actually experts in falling. We just really like falling.
As a committee of esteemed professionals with an unorthodox approach to risk management, we've compiled this comprehensive guide to falling safely. Please note that our methods may be unconventional, but our results are always guaranteed to be unpredictable.
Pre-Fall Checklist: Before embarking on your next adventure, make sure you've completed the following tasks:
- Check that your parachute is securely fastened to your person (or a nearby anchor point)
- Ensure that your emergency contact information is up-to-date (in case you don't survive the fall)
- Wear sturdy, impact-absorbent clothing
- Acknowledge that you're about to fall off a great height and that it might not end well
Falling Techniques:
Rolling with It:
Tumble with precision and control, like a freestyle skier
Free-Falling Frenzy:
Abandon all caution, and simply let the laws of physics guide you. (Not recommended, but hey, it's a option)
Slow-Motion Splashdown:
Enjoy the view from 20 feet up, and take your sweet time getting to the ground