The Phantom of the Phantom Solution Theory
The Phantom of the Phantom Solution Theory is a radical new framework for tackling the age-old problem of doing absolutely nothing productive. Developed by our team of highly trained, highly paid consultants, this approach involves pretending the problem doesn't exist, then ignoring it until it goes away.
Phantom's Favorite Distraction Technique
This technique involves staring at a wall for extended periods, contemplating the meaning of life, or watching cat videos. Research suggests that up to 90% of participants will experience a sudden, temporary lapse in productivity, allowing them to "regroup" and reapproach the problem with a fresh perspective (results not guaranteed).
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Disclaimer: Results may vary. Not responsible for lost productivity or increased caffeine consumption. Use at your own risk.