Issue 1 of 1000: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

In a shocking turn of events, reports have surfaced that a group of rogue sock puppets have taken over the city's main square. Eyewitnesses claim the puppets, estimated to be over 500 strong, are demanding an end to the "evil" practice of wearing matching sock-and-sandals combinations.

• Protesters have taken to the streets, brandishing signs and banners that read "No More Sock-and-Sandal Synergy!" and "Free Socks for All!"
• Local business owners are in an uproar, citing lost productivity due to the puppets' antics.
• Mayor Smith has called in the "Sock Puppet Task Force" to negotiate with the leaders of the uprising.

Stay tuned for updates as this developing story unfolds.

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