THE UNRESOLVED ISSUE OF UNRESOLVED ISSUES: ISSUE 1000-2

A special issue of our beloved, never-solved conundrums committee. Wherein we attempt to tackle, yet fail, the task of resolving the issues that have been plaguing our organization for centuries.

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Summary

This issue revolves around the mysterious case of the missing stapler. Yes, you read that correctly - the stapler. It was last seen on Tuesday, but now it's gone. Some suspect sabotage, while others point to a more sinister plot. The truth remains, as ever, shrouded in mystery.

Sub-Committee Reports

• Committee 1: The Stapler Enigma
• Committee 2: The Office Politics
• Committee 3: The Unstapler

And don't even get us started on the sub-committee reports. They're like the layers of an onion, each one more confusing than the last.

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