ประก We have received reports of a mysterious phenomenon known as "The Sudden Onset of Sudden Onsets." This affliction is characterized by an inexplicable urge to do nothing productive, despite the overwhelming sense of urgency and importance that surrounds you.
Our team of experts (okay, our intern) has identified three possible causes for this condition:
- 1. The Infinite Scroll of Social Media: prophets have been known to get lost in the endless feeds, scrolling through cat pictures and trending topicsประก
- 2. The Siren Song of Email: the siren call of "you've got mail" can be irresistible to even the strongest of wills
- 3. The GreatchartInstance of Procrastination: when faced with the daunting task of doing something, prophets tend to default to the default mode of doing nothing
Stay tuned for further updates as our team works tirelessly to resolve this issue, or, you know, maybe just scroll through some cat pictures instead