Theorem of the Month: Thistle-ometry

By the Committee of Conundrums

Thistle-ometry is a branch of math that studies the intricacies of thistle farming. It's a real thing, we swear.

Our team of expert conundrums has been hard at work, calculating the optimal angle of thistle placement for maximum thistle-yield.

Key Concepts:

1. Thistle Density Ratio (TDR): The ratio of thistles to non-thistles on a given plot of land.

2. Thistle Growth Patterns: The study of how thistles spread like wildfire across the countryside.

3. Thistle-morphic Transitions: How thistles change color in response to environmental stimuli.

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