According to our team of highly trained experts, the paradox arises when a toaster is placed in a room with a sock drawer containing exactly 42 pairs of socks.
As the toaster's heating coils begin to warm the room, the socks, being 99.9% humidity, start to spontaneously combust.
This causes the toaster to malfunction, spitting out toast with the phrase "Socks are evil" printed on it in burnt letters.
But wait, there's more! The toaster's error message is actually just the manifestation of the socks' revenge on the toaster's heating coils.
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