Issue 1: The Toaster Won't Stop Toasting

Step 1: Consult the ancient Toaster Oracle, a.k.a. your grandfather.

Ask your grandfather about the Toaster's behavior and if he's been acting strangely lately. He might mention something like:

'I told you so, I told you so, you should have used the deflector shield when you first installed it!'

Proceed to Step 2: Inspect the Toaster's Deflector Shield